I started pushing my hair back like this and now I look even more like my dad/we basically have the same haircut

NERD RAGE THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD

just posting photos on my ~*~girlfriend’s~*~ wall to remind her how lucky she is to have my face

“cats”

i got my replacement retainer from BAF today and while it’s awesome to have it back, it’s a 12g so that required a stretch and it FUCKING HURTS.

NERGH

this picture does not illustrate my displeasure

i used to wear this hat like every day before cycling caps became the douchiest thing to wear ever

it was just rescued by my favouriteperfectsexysnugglebum BF noah <3 from his sister/my ex’s house

now i have my full collection of caps back. DO I WEAR THEM

so i lost my fucking septum piece cause i’m a drunk asshole, so i made a replacement out of one of those black heavy duty paper clippers but it looks so dumb and kind of hurts and my new thing won’t be here for like a month and stores charge like 25 dollars for retainers and they’re not even black and i can’t even find any of my old jewelry

me and jo are all fucked up so she’s coming over for sex purposes and it’s good (y) ativan + alcohol + not eating

fuq snow

KITTEN SCARF

here are some pictures of me lookin real SEXY and INTROSPECTIVE cause i’m thinkin about life and stuff

also haircut which you can’t really see but idc

portrait of the artist at work

portrait of the artist with beer

All the cool kids at work (me and the butch lesbian) started flipping our hats up. I now no longer look different in any way when I’m at work versus not at work

christmas party outfit ie I am going to a funeral